edward quickly scanned the first 100 or so pages of the 303 page test. surely there were at least some questions that could be answered “yes” or “no”, or with an either/or, like, who was greater, elvis or michael jackson? but the fiendish authors of the test did not seem to provide any.
with a final sigh, he began answering as best he could.
the first 26 questions were as follows:
1). why can’t people be nice?
2) why can’t dogs climb trees?
3) what was the main cause of the downfall of the neanderthals?
4) why are women nicer than men?
5) why did betty leave jerry?
6) what is the best remedy for sadness?
7) are boring people just as nice as interesting people?
8) why shouldn't the human race just give it up?
9) are robots just as human as people?
10) who’s on first?
11) who gets to choose?
12) where will it all end?
13) what does it mean to be a good person?
14) what does it mean to be a bad person?
15) what does it mean to be a boring person ?
16) what does it mean to be a zombie?
17) why can humans think sometimes and not others?
18) how would you like it if someone called you a robot?
19) how would you like it if someone called you a clown?
20). what do you deserve?
21) who killed jfk?
22) who sank the titanic?
23) who are you?
24) who was jfk, really?
25) who was osama bin laden, really?
26) and then what?
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