Friday, January 9, 2026

a preacher don't steal - 12. kingfish


by nick nelson

part twelve of 32



an old woman came into the store and yancey stepped aside to let her pass.

the next thing he knew he was sitting on an old red couch outside a general store and filling station in the desert somewhere.

the great mountain looked a little closer than yancey had ever seen it. the sun was starting to go down behind it,

an old man with a big hat was sitting on the ground beside the couch, with his back against the wall of the general store, looking up at yancey with little eyes under heavy lids.

“where am i ?” yancey asked the old man.

“last chance store and station,” the old man replied, pointing over yancey’s head. yancey guessed he was pointing to a sign, but did not bother twisting his neck to try to look at it.

“last chance for what?” yancey asked. he was still not completely awake.

“it’s just a name,” the old man said. “it don’t mean nothing.” he had an accent yancey did not recognize.

yancey’s head was clearing, and he looked more closely at the old man. the old man’s face ‘was brown and leathery, and under his gray whiskers he had curiously small features. there was something else… something yancey could not quite place…

the old man turned and looked directly at yancey. he had blue eyes!

was he a white man? only that morning yancey had told the lady at the police station he had never seen a white person in his life. and now… here might be one!

yancey was too well brought up, and too naturally polite to ask the old man if he was white, so he asked him, “how far from nineveh are we?”

“nineveh? nineveh? that a town on the south side?”

“yes, that’s right, it’s just south of the city limits.”

“well this here is the north side, young fellow. so i guess you are a way off.” the more the old man talked, the stranger his voice and manner of speaking seemed to yancey.

“i have to be in nineveh by midnight,” yancey said. “what time is it, anyway?”

the old man pointed to the setting sun. “you can see what time it is.”

“no, i can not,” yancey told him. “i am not very good at that sort of thing.”

the old man made a sound yancey took to be a laugh. “no? well, it’s just abut eight o’clock.”

“i have to be in nineveh by imidnight,,” yancey repeated. “is there a bus or something i can catch into the city?”

“bus?” the old man made his laughing sound . “ain’t no buses out here. taxi maybe, if you can afford one.”

taxi? yancey checked his pocket. his phone was in it. “i don’t know if i want to do that,” he told the old man. “maybe i better start walking.”

“suit yourself. tell you what, though, kingfish will probably be by in a while. maybe you can catch a ride in to the city with him.”

“that would be great. how long is ‘in a while’?”

“hard to say. he might not come by at all, though he probably will. on the other hand, his vehicle might be all filled up, you never know. but if he comes by and he has room , he will probably give you a ride, because that’s the kind of guy he is.”

yancey considered this. “maybe i better start walking.”

“it’s up to you.”

yancey started to get up. his legs went out from underneath him , and he collapsed back on the couch. he had not realized how weak he was.

“maybe i better wait for this kingfish person,” he said.

“that might be best,” the old man said.

if this kingfish doesn’t show by ten thirty, yancey thought, i wiil call a cab, and wipe out my money account.

he asked the old man. “how long have i been here anyway?”

the old man shrugged. “couple of hours/,”

“how did i get here, do you know?”

the old man made his laugh sound again. “no, i do not. don’t you know?”

“um - no.”

the old man did not seem surprised by this. “mrs gilgamesh saw you lying in the road. she gave you some water and dragged you over here. that’s all i know.”

“who’s mrs gilgamesh?”

“she owns the store.”

yancey twisted his head and looked at the store behind him. the wall was covered mostly by a big window, but the window was made of thick greenish glass and was hard to see through.

“maybe i should go in and thank her,” yancey said.

“you can thank her by buying something. business ain’t been too good lately.”



a preacher don't steal - 11. a long walk in the rain


by nick nelson

part eleven of 32



yancey got up early the next day. he had the whole day to kill before he went back to work at the restaurant at midnight.

he had nothing to do, so he decided to go for a walk. he figured he would walk for a couple of hours, and then come back and eat some of the food left in the refrigerator, maybe make a sandwich or something, and then watch something on the history or the alternate history channel.

and then maybe take a little nap until it was time to go to the restaurant.

it occurred to him as he started on his walk, that he did not really have a care in the world.

and that that was a good way to be.

he headed for the outskirts of town.

there was not a cloud in the sky. it was not too hot, and there was a gentle breeze.

and then, suddenly, the breeze became a stiff wind, clouds appeared, and it began to rain.

it began to rain really hard. yancey stepped inside a little convenience store.

a really little convenience store. it had two short aisles, but they only came up waist high, so he could not wander through them out of view of the clerk.

there were no other customers.

the clerk was a thin, mean looking young woman in a black t shirt with a symbol on it yancey did not recognize.

“you looking for sonething?’ she asked.

“uh - not really.”

“not really?”

“i was just getting out of the rain.”

“i suspected as much.”

“i won’t steal anything. i promise.”

“what if twenty people come in here and just want to hang out and promise they won’t steal anything. then what? am i supposed to keep an eye on all of them?”

“there aren’t twenty people in here now,” yancey told her.

“buy something or leave, slick.”

or what? yancey thought. will she pull out a gun or a crossbow and shoot me? call the police? aloud he said, “all right, i’ll buy something.”

“what?”

“what would you suggest?”

“how about a lottery ticket?”

“i’ve never bought a lottery ticket in my life.”

the young woman almost smiled. “then you should have beginner’s luck. “

“how long can i stay in here if i buy one?”

“buy a hundred thousand dollar ticket for two dollars, and you can stay for fifteen minutes.”

yancey looked out the window at the rain. it looked like a monsoon. “all right.”

he bought the ticket. after selling him the ticket, the young woman took out her phone and started watching something on it. yancey got the message. she did not want to chat with him.

he stood at the door looking outside it at the crashing rain.

an old woman came into the store and yancey stepped aside to let her pass.



a preacher don't steal - 10. room for rent


by nick nelson

part ten of 32



xenia did not seem either surprised or particularly interested when yancey told her about yolanda’s disppearance.

“so does that mean you can start full time right now?” was all she said.

“yes.”

“can you start on the midnight shift tomorrow? and that will be your regular shift? you can replace hortense. that will be - every night except tuesday and thursday. how is that?’”

“sure, i will take anything.”

“that is the attitude i like. you understand - the days start at midnight. wednesday means - after tuesday might, before wednesday morning.”

“i know that.”

“you would be surprised how many people don’t. all right, then.” they were talking in the kitchen and xenia turned to head back to the front room, but yancey stopped her.

“can i ask you something?”

“what?”

“do you know of anyplace i could rent a room? i won’t be able to afford what yolanda was paying.”

xenia looked slightly annoyed. “no, i do not. you could ask some of the other guys. renting - that’s a flipping swamp, bro, not something i want to get involved in. even giving somebody advice. any little thing, people go running to the revolution. not something i need.”

“all right,” yancey reassured her. “ i just thought you might know somebody. i’ll ask around.”

“you do that. and i will see you tomorrow night, if i don’t talk to you tonight.”

“you wlll be here at midnight?”

“yes, i usually stay until one or two.” and with that, xenia took her leave.

betty the cook was waiting for yancey.

“do you think you can handle a special project?”

“sure.”

*

later that night, when things were slow, conrad the dishwasher said to yancey,

“you know, i heard you ask xenia about renting a room.”

“oh?’ yancey had been leaning against a sink half asleep but looked up.

“so you have this place where you were living with your mom and now she’s gone, is that right?”

“yeah.”

“so, you have what, an extra bedroom?”

“actually two, one is the size of a dresser drawer.”

“two! dude, you’re in business. just find somebody - two or three somebodies - to move in and pay you and there you go.”

yancey hesitated. “but will the rental agency go along? wouldn’t they have to approve anybody?”

“no, just don’t tell them. you think if you found a room the folks you rent from would report it?”

? “but couldn’t i end up on easter island? or on the floor?”

“no, man, if you get caught, which you probably won’t, just tell them you didn’t understand the rules.”

“they could still send me away.”

“they could, but they won’t. they only send away infidels and people spreading counterrevolutionary filth, and all that. if you are just trying to pick up a few extra dinero they just slap you on the wrist. trust me, i been there and i know.”

yancey remembered lucy loo’s skepticism that morning and her warnings about making the rent . he looked around the kitchen. betty was busy at the other end, writing something, and xenia was not in sight, and neither was anybody else.

“so, uh, is it you yourself who wants to take this room?

“no, man, i’m just being helpful.”

“you are not getting anything out of it?”

“well, since you ask, if you come to an agreement, the persons i sent your way might take my helpfulness into consideration, you know?’

“all right” yancey said. “if you find somebody, that would be great. i really appreciate it.”

“so give me your number, and i will pass it on.”

“no - you get their numbers and pass them on to me.”

conrad laughed. “i see you are not quite as innocent as you seem, my friend.”



a preacher don't steal - 9. genghis khan


by nick nelson

part nine of 32



even though yancey thought of himself as a person who did not watch much television, he had seen hundreds of shows in which the police, and police stations, figured prominently.

and he had also read a number of the thrillers yolanda brought home, in which a policeperson, usually a lone homicide detective defying foolish or corrupt bureaucratic superiors, tracked down serial killers and/or counterrevolutionaries

.but the police station, at least the front of it, did not look like he had imagined it would look. the ceiling was very high. there were no benches. there were a few chairs against the walls, but no one was sitting in them. it looked like a deserted bus station.

“can I help you?” the policeperson at the front desk was one of the largest women yancey had ever seen. her muscles bulged under her green uniform shirt. she looked more like genghis khan than lucy loo.

“lu - the lady at the rental agency said she made an appointment for me.”

“when?’

“just about ten minutes ago. the time it took me to walk over here.”

genghis khan ran her finger down the little green screen on the desk.

“yancey clevenger?”

“that’s me.”

“kind of a cool name. like some old movie star. what can i do for you, mr yancey?”

“doesn’t it say there?”

“no, it does not. tell me why you are here.”

“are you a detective?”

genghis looked a little annoyed. “why, did you want to see one?”

“no, i just thought - from what the lady at the rental agency said - that i would see a detective.”

“you can just tell me what you have to say.”

“um - my mom disappeared.”

“oh? you don’t seem too broke up about it.”

“i’m not.”

genghis tapped on her screen and it changed from green to white. she tapped it a few more times.

“all right, what is the lady’s name?”

“yolanda chase.”

“age?”

“um - about thirty-two, thirty-three.”

“you don’t know for sure?”

“no.”

“the adresss she disappeared from?’

“south - yh6-645-89045.”

“all right - nothing showing. looks like she wasn’t a party member.” genghis looked at yancey.

when he did not say anything, she asked, “was she a party member?”

“uh - i don’t think so.”

“if she was, you would have known it. she wasn’t a party member. did she engage in any counter-revolutionary activity?”

“the lady at the rental agency asked me that. i told her i didn’t know.”

“and now i am asking you. this isn’t the rental agency, honey. you can lie to them. you had best not lie to us.”

yancey was a little flustered. “i never heard her even talk about politics. she never talked about politics or the revolution to me, that’s for sure.”

“those are the kind you have to watch out for.”

“that’s what - “

“let me guess - that’s what the lady at the rental agency said. tell me, yancey, do you know any white people?”

yancey was amazed by the question. “white people? no, i’ve never even seen a white person, except on t v.”

genghis stared at yancey for about five seconds. “all right. you can go. thank you for reporting this. it shows you are a good citizen, and have the seed of a good revolutionary flower in you. this address you gave me - you are still there?”

“um - i might not be much longer. i have a job. i will give you their number.”

yancey gave genghis the number of the restaurant, she recorded it, and he got up and left.

outside, the sun was shining. it had been cool inside the station, but yancey welcomed the warm muggy air, and took a few deep breaths of it.



a preacher don't steal - 8. lucy loo


by nick nelson

part eight of 32



when his number was called, yancey moved up to desk number 3.

the young woman at the desk looked like lucy loo, the heroine of the history show he had watched the night before.

she got right down to business, without looking directly at yancey.

“how can i help you today?” she asked as she looked at his information on a small terminal.

yancey explained his situation, and that he would be making the rent payments.

“you can make the payments? do you understand the penalties if you can not?”

“i think so.”

“you think so?” the young woman looked up from the terminal at yancey. “how old are you?”

“fifteen.”

“fifteen! do you have a full time job? are you in school?”

“i am going to quit school. i am pretty sure i have a full time job, so i should be able to pay the rent.”

“pretty sure? should be able?” the woman, whom yancey thought of as lucy loo, raised her eyebrows.

yancey was a little annoyed that she seemed to be treating him as a child - she didn’t look that much older than him! - but he answered in a level voice -

“i work at a restaurant. the manager has already asked me if i could work full time, so there shouldn’t be any problem. i will ask her tonight.”

“and you think you can make the rent on what you make?”

“i think so.”

“ do you want to call the manager now? make sure about it?”

“um - it is kind of early. i don’t want to wake her up. i would rather wait and talk to her tonight.”

lucy loo thought for a few seconds. “i tell you what. i can put a twenty-four hold on this, why don’t you come back tomorrow when you know for sure and i can finalize it? you can get in a real fix, young man, if you commit to the rent but can’t pay it.”

“all right.” yancey was actually hoping to find another place, and not have to pay what yolanda had been paying. he had not realized he would be given so much grief.

“here - here is a pass you can use when you come back tomorrow. give it to the guard and you will be next up with me when you get here. you got that?’

“yes.”

“i will make the pass for thirty-six hours, just to be safe, and because i am here to serve.” she turned back to her little screen, “now this person who was paying - yolanda chase? she was your mom?”

“yes.”

“you say you are sure she is gone?”

“yeah. she took all her clothes.” yancey started to add “and money” but did not. “she was always talking about leaving.”

“so you must have notified the police?’

“no. not yet.”

“no!”

“i wasn’t sure i had to.”

lucy loo laughed. “well, you don’t have to, bro, but it is a damned good idea. what if this yolanda person - your mom - turns out to be a counter-revolutionary, hey? - what then? trust me, you will be in for it then, big time.”

“naw, she wasn’t into politics,” yancey mumbled. “not at all.”

“you mean she never said she was - those are the ones you have to look out for!”

“if you say so.”

“i can make you an appointment with the police right now. you know where the station is, right? just down the street.”

“i know where it is. i have never been inside.”

“i am happy to hear that. so do you want me to make you an appointment? i can do it right here, right now.”

“you might as well. i don’t have to be at work until four o’clock.”



a preacher don't steal - 7. the agency


by nick nelson

part seven of 32



yancey woke up around ten o’clock the next morning. he did not have to go to school and his next shift at the restaurant did not start until four o’clock. his head was still filled with dreams about the history show he had watched, and with the show itself.

it took him awhile to remember who he was and where he was. this was a common occurrence when he awoke. when he finally remembered who he was, he totally forgot the show and the dreams.

but the apartment was strangely quiet. he could not hear yolanda talking on her device.

then he remembered - yolanda was gone.

and he had to go the rental office to tell them he was picking up the payments. he had to go in person, with his i d, he could not just call.

he decided to just get dressed and go, and get it over with.

*

at the rental agency, yancey showed his I d to the security guard and punched his rental serial number into a terminal just inside the front door. the terminal printed a ticket with a number on it and he took it and went into the large waiting room. there were about twenty people seated on the benches, which could probably hold a hundred.

there were four clerks at desks at the front of the room, dealing with people as their numbers were called.

yancey had to wait about an hour. he resumed his place in the book he had not read the night before, when he had decided to watch television instead.



a preacher don't steal - 6. the disappearance


by nick nelson

part six of 32



yancey’s decision about leaving school was made for him. yolanda disappeared.

one day yancey came home from school and yolanda just wasn’t here. her device was gone too. yancey had never seen the table in the apartment without it.

there was nothing on the table or on top of the television.

he knew right away that she was gone, had deliberately left. he checked her bedroom. the bed was made. the closet was almost but not quite empty, as were the drawers in her dresser. the top of the dresser was bare, and there was nothing on the little table beside her bed but the lamp which had always been there.

she had not left a note - she didn’t use paper much - and she had not left any phone or other device behind. and no cash money - yancey would have been astonished if she had.

yancey thought for one second about calling the police. but only for one second.

he had enough in his account for a few days. he would tell xenia tomorrow that he was ready to start full time, and he would call the school to tell them he was leaving.

but he would not be able to continue paying the rent. he would have to notify the rental office tomorrow. when he did that, and told them yolanda had just disappeared, the people at the rental office might ask if he had called the police. if they did, but he did not expect that they would, then he would contact the police.

xenia might be able to help him find a cheap place. at the back of his mind was the thought that she might invite him to move in with her - yeah, right. if she could not help him, he would probably have to throw himself on the mercy of the revolution.

tomorrow was time enough for all that. he was surprised, but not completely shocked at yolanda’s departure. she had been casually threatening to leave for years.

he wondered if she had left anything in the refrigerator.

it did not look like she had taken anything from the refrigerator.

yancey made himself an avocado and banana sandwich on soy bread. it was one of his two nights off at the restaurant, or he would have waited to eat there.

he decided to flip through the channels on the television instead of reading the book he had taken from the library. yolanda had always watched what she wanted to watch.

*

yancey tried the history and the alternate history channels. he could never understand between the difference between “history” and “alternate history” although he had heard it explained several times in school., the last time by a teacher that there was “no clear line” between the two.

the show on the history channel was called “the rose and the wind”. the title did not seem to refer to anything in particular in the story, which concerned the war between genghis khan and saladin. according to the subtitle, it was the second episode of ten.

the alternate history show was titled “the wind never surrenders” and was about the rebellion of mumfaz mahal against churchill. it was the twentieth episode of twenty-four, so yancey decoded to watch the show about genghis and saladin.

saladin had been taken prisoner by genghis and held in a dungeon beneath a gladiatorial arena. saladin was to fight seven battles to the death in seven days, each against a different beast, monster ,or mongol hero, and if he survived them all he would be given a mule and allowed to make his way back across a thousand miles of desert to his own camp. so great was the mercy of genghis.

as a further complication, every night that saladiin survived he was to be visited by a different beautiful woman. would the lovemaking help or hinder him in his efforts in the arena? the question was discussed at length in scenes in genghis’s harem, with the conversation led by the emperor’s wife, played by the famous actress lucy loo. lucy loo was, of course, secretly in love with saladin, and engaged in various plots to free him.

yancey enjoyed the scenes of saladin’s lovemaking with the beautiful women, and also the scenes of battle in the arena, but the women’s spirited arguments and ragging on each other in the harem put him to sleep…